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Your Friends Are All Plotting Your Destruction, JELLYFISH REVIEW — Your Friends Are All Plotting Your Destruction, JELLYFISH REVIEW

Big Bad, OKAY DONKEY — Big Bad, OKAY DONKEY

Dear Wigleaf, WIGLEAF — Dear Wigleaf, WIGLEAF

M-I-SS-I-SS-I-PP-I, WIGLEAF — M-I-SS-I-SS-I-PP-I, WIGLEAF

Mold Smells Like Home, SMOKELONG — Mold Smells Like Home, SMOKELONG

When Me and Theodore Look at the Sky, We Pray for Rain, STORYGLOSSIA — When Me and Theodore Look at the Sky, We Pray for Rain, STORYGLOSSIA

Me and Theodore Are Trapped in the Trunk of the Car with Rags in Our Mouths and Tape Around Our Wrists and Ankles, Please Let Us Out. SMOKELONG — Me and Theodore Are Trapped in the Trunk of the Car with Rags in Our Mouths and Tape Around Our Wrists and Ankles, Please Let Us Out. SMOKELONG

Me and Theodore climbed to the top of the water tower because we were scared of the tremors beneath the dirt. EVERYDAY GENIUS — Me and Theodore climbed to the top of the water tower because we were scared of the tremors beneath the dirt. EVERYDAY GENIUS

If You Look Under Our Skin, KNEE JERK — If You Look Under Our Skin, KNEE JERK

You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Told You, But Me and Theodore Built a Time Machine, NOO JOURNAL — You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Told You, But Me and Theodore Built a Time Machine, NOO JOURNAL

From the Hip, MLPRESS CHAPBOOK — From the Hip, MLPRESS CHAPBOOK

You don’t know how it feels to be pulled inside out: an ode to Bull Shannon, PANK — You don’t know how it feels to be pulled inside out: an ode to Bull Shannon, PANK

Fucking Birds, INDIANA REVIEW — Fucking Birds, INDIANA REVIEW

Me and Caroline Picard left our hook hands stuck to the top of your car because we wanted an excuse to call you, DOGZPLOT — Me and Caroline Picard left our hook hands stuck to the top of your car because we wanted an excuse to call you, DOGZPLOT

Bath, RUMBLE MAGAZINE — Bath, RUMBLE MAGAZINE

Me and Julia shoot to kill and it’s not our fault you got in the way, DOGZPLOT — Me and Julia shoot to kill and it’s not our fault you got in the way, DOGZPLOT

These memories are a nest on a crooked branch that will break and let you fall, INDIANA REVIEW — These memories are a nest on a crooked branch that will break and let you fall, INDIANA REVIEW

You remind me of that guy in the movies, the one with the eyes, NEWFOUND — You remind me of that guy in the movies, the one with the eyes, NEWFOUND

She Has An Ache, PRINTER’S BALL ART BOOK 2010 — She Has An Ache, PRINTER’S BALL ART BOOK 2010

I am so into you, ECLECTICA — I am so into you, ECLECTICA

I Got Your Back, Interlude for the Be-Fri, WORD RIOT — I Got Your Back, Interlude for the Be-Fri, WORD RIOT

Me and Theodore dress up like Eskimos while we roast chestnuts on a hotplate, THIEVES JARGON — Me and Theodore dress up like Eskimos while we roast chestnuts on a hotplate, THIEVES JARGON

How’s The Weather Up There: An Ode to Bull Shannon, ANOTHER CHICAGO MAGAZINE — How’s The Weather Up There: An Ode to Bull Shannon, ANOTHER CHICAGO MAGAZINE

Me And Jill Summers Love When Silly Little Children With Jelly On Their Fingers And Around Their Lips Ask Us If We Know How To Get To Sesame Street Because Yes, We Do Know, We Are Not Sharing As That Is Priviledged Information That You Have To Earn,… — Me And Jill Summers Love When Silly Little Children With Jelly On Their Fingers And Around Their Lips Ask Us If We Know How To Get To Sesame Street Because Yes, We Do Know, We Are Not Sharing As That Is Priviledged Information That You Have To Earn, DOGZPLOT

I’ve got your ghosts right here, COLLAGIST — I’ve got your ghosts right here, COLLAGIST

On watching the 2000 movie "Where the Heart Is" starring Natalie Portman, Ashley Judd, and Stockard Channing in which Natalie Portman plays a pregnant teenager whose boyfriend abandons her at a Wal-Mart while on a cross-country trip and she then liv… — On watching the 2000 movie "Where the Heart Is" starring Natalie Portman, Ashley Judd, and Stockard Channing in which Natalie Portman plays a pregnant teenager whose boyfriend abandons her at a Wal-Mart while on a cross-country trip and she then lives in the Wal-Mart until she has the baby and then the rest of the movie is about how she makes a life for herself with mild success as a photographer and a marriage to the town hottie/smarty-pants *meanwhile* the boyfriend who abandoned her gets arrested, stays a worthless drunk, loses his legs, and lives a life of regret, in short, he gets what he deserves and even though I paid ACTUAL money to see this movie when it was in theaters, and left the theater knowing that the movie really only deserved, maybe, to be on Lifetime: Television for Women, the other night, when it actually was on Lifetime: Television for women or maybe it was on Oxygen, I don't quite remember, I do know that it was a television station "for women," I sat down and watched it, the whole thing, all the while knowing that I could be doing something like reading a book, or doing laundry, or writing a novel, or something productive like that. KNEE JERK ANTHOLOGY

Hey There Stranger, Come On Over and Hold My Hand, THIS ZINE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE — Hey There Stranger, Come On Over and Hold My Hand, THIS ZINE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

Never Ever, DOGZPLOT — Never Ever, DOGZPLOT

Pocket Rocket, BLIP — Pocket Rocket, BLIP

Kill Me Forever, PINDELDYBOZ — Kill Me Forever, PINDELDYBOZ

Flash Flicker Fire, FEATHERPROOF PRESS MINIBOOK — Flash Flicker Fire, FEATHERPROOF PRESS MINIBOOK

It Is True that Me and Theodore Swallowed Pop Rocks and Pepsi Cola and Now We Are Dead, WIGLEAF — It Is True that Me and Theodore Swallowed Pop Rocks and Pepsi Cola and Now We Are Dead, WIGLEAF

Diet and Exercise MONKEYBICYCLE — Diet and Exercise MONKEYBICYCLE

If this was any other day, me and Matt would turn and walk away, but today, we’ll stay. DOGZPLOT — If this was any other day, me and Matt would turn and walk away, but today, we’ll stay. DOGZPLOT

Calisthenics, FICTION AT WORK — Calisthenics, FICTION AT WORK

You get so the only time you want to be alive is when you’re blowing that horn, DECOMP — You get so the only time you want to be alive is when you’re blowing that horn, DECOMP

In which me and Theodore Huxtable re-enact the final scene from "Ice Castles," the 1978 motion picture co-starring Robbie Benson and Lynn-Holly Johnson. THIEVES JARGON — In which me and Theodore Huxtable re-enact the final scene from "Ice Castles," the 1978 motion picture co-starring Robbie Benson and Lynn-Holly Johnson. THIEVES JARGON

Johnny Will, JMWW — Johnny Will, JMWW

Me and Natalie are going to knock you out because our mothers requested that we knock you out, DOGZPLOT — Me and Natalie are going to knock you out because our mothers requested that we knock you out, DOGZPLOT

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The Good, The Bad, and The Lovely, DECOMP — The Good, The Bad, and The Lovely, DECOMP

I’ve got a quarter for the jukebox. Play me a slow dance song. DECOMP — I’ve got a quarter for the jukebox.
Play me a slow dance song. DECOMP

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